how many cheap porcelain cats does someone have to...

how many cheap porcelain cats does someone have to have to be considered a cry for help?

image: my desk. It’s a refinished antique I just inherited which belonged to my granny

My good friend Dorota in Berlin put it on her blog dedicated to people’s work desks, because well- it’s where we spend about half our lives! http://mydeskatwork.tumblr.com/